7 Jokes For Vasectomy Candy

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Updated on: May 03 2025

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Why did the vasectomy candy refuse to go on a roller coaster? It didn't want any 'unexpected dips'!
Why did the candy apply for a job at the vasectomy clinic? It wanted to be the 'snipper' supervisor.
Why did the vasectomy candy go to school? It wanted to be a 'wise wrapper.
Why did the vasectomy candy break up with its girlfriend? It wanted to be forever single – no strings attached!
Why did the vasectomy candy become a gardener? It loved 'pruning' without planting seeds.
Why did the vasectomy candy become a comedian? It had a 'cutting-edge' sense of humor.
Why did the vasectomy candy start a band? It wanted to be the 'no-kids' rockstar!

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