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The Chocoholic Clown
A clown addicted to chocolate who decides to become a vasectomy performer
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I asked the clown who performed my vasectomy, "Why did you choose this profession?" He replied, "Well, making people laugh is sweet, but making sure they won't be accidentally making more people is even sweeter!
The Sweet Tooth Surgeon
When a candy lover becomes a vasectomy surgeon
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I went to a candy-themed vasectomy clinic. The doctor asked, "Do you prefer hard or soft candy?" I said, "Doc, just make sure it's sugar-free, I'm trying to cut down on my family size!
The Candy Wrapper Collector
A person obsessed with collecting candy wrappers performing vasectomies
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I asked the candy wrapper enthusiast doing my vasectomy, "Is this going to hurt?" He replied, "Nah, it's a piece of cake, or in this case, a piece of candy. The only pain you'll feel is when you realize your 'Dad joke' potential just got snipped!
The Confectionery Counselor
When a candy shop owner moonlights as a vasectomy counselor
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My vasectomy counselor was a candy expert. He told me, "Think of it as unwrapping a piece of candy. Sure, it's a bit uncomfortable, but once it's done, you get to enjoy the sweet freedom without worrying about unexpected surprises!
The Candy Cane Cutter
A professional candy cane maker who decides to venture into the vasectomy business
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I went to the candy cane cutter for my vasectomy, and he handed me a candy cane afterward, saying, "Congratulations on your new stick! Remember, this candy cane won't make any little ones, just sweet memories!
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