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I tried making vasectomy candy at home, but it turned into a 'sticky' situation.
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What's a vasectomy candy's favorite game? 'Operation' – but without the 'baby' parts.
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I asked the vasectomy candy for relationship advice. It said, 'Keep it sweet, but keep it safe!
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What did the vasectomy candy say to its partner? 'Let's stick to being sweet without the heat!
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I asked the vasectomy candy for relationship advice. It said, 'Just keep it 'cut' and simple!
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I asked the nurse if the vasectomy candy was a local tradition. She said, Oh yeah, it helps distract you from the discomfort. It's like the universal remedy for anything uncomfortable—candy and denial. I'm thinking, Well, if candy can fix it, maybe we should try it at the dentist's office too!
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I went to a support group for guys who've had vasectomies. They hand me a lollipop at the door and say, Welcome to the club, enjoy your vasectomy candy. I'm thinking, Is this the initiation? Do we have secret handshakes, or do we just compare flavors of candy while discussing our life-altering decisions?
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I went to the doctor for the follow-up after my vasectomy, and he hands me a Dum Dum lollipop, saying, Congratulations, you're officially a member of the vasectomy candy club. I'm thinking, Doc, this isn't exactly the candy I had in mind for celebrating a major life choice.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure vasectomy candy wasn't what the doctor had in mind. I mean, how is a lollipop going to help when you're icing down your nether regions? I tried telling the nurse, I don't need candy; I need an instruction manual for this whole operation!
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So, I'm at the store, and I see a new aisle labeled Men's Health. I think, Great, maybe they have something for my recent vasectomy. Lo and behold, there's a shelf full of vasectomy candy. I'm just waiting for the day they introduce Post-Divorce Chocolate on the next aisle.
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I went to the pharmacy to pick up my prescription after the vasectomy, and the pharmacist hands me a bag with a smile, saying, Here's your vasectomy candy. I'm thinking, are they trying to distract me from the fact that my boys just went through a major career change? Candy is not a suitable consolation prize for that!
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I asked my wife to get me something nice after the vasectomy. She hands me a box of chocolates and says, Here's your vasectomy candy. I'm like, Sweetheart, I think I just gave up the right to enjoy candy for a while, don't you?
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Alright, so my doctor recently suggested I get a vasectomy. I said, Doc, I can barely handle a flu shot without passing out. How am I supposed to handle something down there? He hands me a bag and says, Here, try some vasectomy candy. I'm thinking, is this supposed to make the pain sweeter? Now I'm just worried I'll start craving lollipops during intimate moments.
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I found out they have vasectomy candy, and I'm wondering if there's a market for it. Maybe they could expand the line to include Root Canal Candy and IRS Audit Lollipops. Who wouldn't want a sweet distraction from life's painful moments?
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After the vasectomy, my friends decided to throw me a little celebration. They handed me a gift bag full of vasectomy candy and said, Enjoy the sweetness of freedom! I appreciated the sentiment, but I'm pretty sure I would have preferred a gift card to a steakhouse.
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