6 Jokes For Vasectomy Candy

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Updated on: May 03 2025

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I bought vasectomy candy, but it's so hard to unwrap. They call it 'safe-sealed for your protection.

I gave my friend vasectomy candy as a gift. He said, 'Thanks for the 'unwrapping' experience!

I asked the candy if it had any kids. It said, 'Nope, I'm childproof!

What's a vasectomy candy's favorite movie genre? 'Snip-coms'!

I accidentally bought vasectomy candy with a hole in the wrapper. Guess it's 'pre-snipped' for convenience!

What's a vasectomy candy's favorite sport? 'Snip-synchronized swimming' – no team additions!

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