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You ever notice how vasectomy candy is the only candy with a warning label that says, "May cause a temporary loss of interest in certain activities." I mean, as if candy needed that disclaimer.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried vasectomy candy? It's like a prescription for your sense of humor and your fertility.
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You ever notice how vasectomy candy always comes in those tiny packages? I guess they figure after the procedure, your appetite for sweets—and other things—might be a bit diminished.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is kicking back with a bag of vasectomy candy. It's like, "Let's get nuts, I got the mint-flavored ones today!
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Vasectomy candy – because nothing says "celebration" like a sugary treat after you've made a life-altering decision about your manhood.
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I'm convinced that vasectomy candy was created by a bunch of dads who needed a pick-me-up after their little swimmers retired. It's like a sweet pat on the back for making the ultimate dad joke.
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So, I was in the candy aisle, and I see this box labeled "Vasectomy Treats." I thought, are they trying to sweeten the deal or just distract us from the pain?
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Vasectomy candy – the only treat that leaves you wondering if you're supposed to eat it or use it as a conversation starter at awkward family gatherings.
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I bought some vasectomy candy the other day, and on the back, it said, "For adults only." I guess because no kid wants to grow up thinking, "I want to be a candy that prevents me from having kids.
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