8+ Best One Liners Jokes For longer

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I only tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I asked my computer how long it takes to make a minute. It replied, 'Just a second.

My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So, I threw a coconut at his face.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I gave her a hug.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked my wife if she ever had a near-death experience. She said, 'Every time you drive.

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