5 Jokes For Longer

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 03 2025

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The New Parent

Sleepless nights with a newborn
People warned me about sleepless nights with a newborn, but no one told me my definition of "sleeping like a baby" would change to "waking up every two hours and crying.

The Gardener

Dealing with stubborn weeds
I told my neighbor I was growing my own vegetables, but my garden seems to think it's a nightclub for weeds. It's like the Studio 54 of gardens, but instead of celebrities, we have dandelions.

The DIY Enthusiast

Trying to assemble furniture from a popular store
If I wanted a workout, I would've gone to the gym. Instead, I decided to assemble furniture from that store with confusing illustrations. Now I have a wardrobe that doubles as a personal trainer.

The Tech Novice

Dealing with constant software updates
I once thought my computer had a secret life as a DJ because it keeps dropping these unexpected beats – software update alerts. Now, my playlist is just the sound of frustration.

The Marathon Runner

Training for a marathon
I signed up for a marathon because I thought they said "snack marathon." Turns out, it's a lot less fun and a lot more running.

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