7 Jokes For Undertaker

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Updated on: May 01 2025

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I asked the undertaker if he was ever scared on the job. He said, 'No, I always keep a stiff upper lip!
I tried to make a reservation with the undertaker, but he said, 'Sorry, we're fully booked!
I asked the undertaker if he had any regrets. He said, 'I should've buried the hatchet instead of my ex-wife!
I told the undertaker a joke, but he didn't laugh. He said, 'I've heard better deadpan humor!
I asked the undertaker for career advice, and he said, 'Dig deep and you'll find your passion.
I told the undertaker I wanted a discount on my funeral. He replied, 'Sorry, no corpse discounts!
I asked the undertaker if he believed in life after death. He said, 'Not until the coffee kicks in!

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