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Undertaker's Stand-Up Night
When an undertaker decides to try stand-up comedy but struggles with making jokes that aren't too dark.
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I went to an open mic night, and there was an undertaker on stage. The only thing they buried that night was their career.
Undertaker's Fashion Woes
When the undertaker struggles with choosing an appropriate outfit for the deceased, considering they won't be giving any fashion advice.
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I asked an undertaker why they always wear black. They said it's a funeral tradition and because it hides embalming stains. Fashion and function!
Undertaker's Dilemma
When the undertaker is unsure if the deceased person is really dead or just taking a really long nap.
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I met an undertaker who invested in a defibrillator. He said it's the only way to be absolutely sure the party's over.
Undertaker's Retirement Plan
When the undertaker considers retiring but realizes they've spent their whole life around people who don't plan on retiring anytime soon.
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Undertakers don't retire; they just take a long, eternal vacation. It's a killer way to spend your golden years.
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