7 The Oscars 2022 Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 22 2025

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I thought I saw an Oscar in the garden. Turns out, it was just a statue getting some sunlight – it wanted to be a golden ray actor!
I asked the Oscar statue for a joke, but it didn't say anything. Must be keeping mum about its golden humor!
I tried to make a movie about vegetables winning Oscars, but it ended up being a total flop. Guess veggies can't act – they just get beet-red!
What do you call a group of musical nominees at the Oscars? A chord of contenders!
What's an actor's favorite part of the Oscars? The red carpet – it's their time to shine!
I told my friend I'm hosting my own Oscars at home. It's called the Sockscars, and my socks are the stars!
I wanted to win an Oscar for my cooking skills, but they said my performance in the kitchen was too much of a reheated drama!

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