5 The Oscars 2022 Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 22 2025

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Enthusiastic Fans Outside the Venue

Balancing excitement with the disappointment of not getting inside
I tried to sneak into the Oscars with a fake statuette. Security stopped me and said, "Nice try, but your 'Best Impersonation of an Oscar' doesn't come with a VIP pass.

Catering Staff

Balancing serving food with star-struck moments
You haven't experienced stress until you've tried to refill champagne flutes while avoiding stepping on the train of someone's designer gown. It's like a real-life game of Minesweeper.

Red Carpet Reporters

Dealing with awkward celebrity encounters
Red carpet rule number one: Never ask an actor about their pre-Oscar rituals. I asked one guy, and he said, "I sacrifice a copy of the script I wish I'd gotten.

Nominee's Family Members

Navigating the mix of pride and nerves
My cousin is nominated tonight. I asked him for a shoutout if he wins. He said, "Sure, I'll mention you right after I thank my pet goldfish and favorite pair of socks.

Seat Fillers

Navigating the challenge of pretending to be someone important
Seat fillers have a secret society. We communicate through subtle nods and winks. I accidentally winked at the director, and now I have a cameo in a movie I've never seen.

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