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Why did the skeleton bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the skeleton go to the bar? To get another round of calcium shots!
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Why did the skeleton go to the bar alone? He wanted to enjoy a stiff drink!
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The skeleton tried to tell a joke at the bar, but it fell flat. He didn't have the guts for comedy!
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The skeleton ordered a beer with a straw. He wanted to sip right through the marrow of the night!
Skeletons and Hangovers
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The problem with getting drunk at the skeleton bar is the next morning. You wake up with a hangover, and it feels like someone's been playing xylophone on your skull all night. Talk about a bone-rattling experience.
Skeleton Karaoke Night
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They have karaoke at the skeleton bar, and it's wild. You've never seen anything until you've watched a skeleton sing I Will Survive. Yeah, buddy, I think you've got that covered.
Skeleton Bartender's Wisdom
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The skeleton bartender gave me some life advice. He said, Live every day like it's your last, because, well, for me, that's pretty much every day.
Drinks with the Dead
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I went to that skeleton bar the other day, and they had this special cocktail called the Bone Chiller. I asked the bartender what's in it, and he said, Well, it's mostly spirits, with a dash of calcium for that extra crunch!
Skeleton Mixologist
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At the skeleton bar, the mixologist is something else. He's shaking up drinks with those bony hands, and I'm just sitting there thinking, Buddy, I wanted a cocktail, not a creepy anatomy lesson.
Skeleton Speed Dating
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They tried hosting speed dating at the skeleton bar. It was the fastest dating event ever – just a bunch of skeletons rattling their bones at each other. Talk about love at first fright.
Skeleton Pick-Up Lines
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I tried flirting at the skeleton bar, and let me tell you, it's a whole different ballgame. I walked up to this skeleton and said, Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te. And he responded, No, I'm made of calcium and phosphorus, but close enough.
Skeletons on a Diet
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I asked the bartender at the skeleton bar if they serve food. He said, Yeah, we've got a great menu – just bones. I thought, Great, a place where you can literally eat and stick to your diet at the same time.
Skeletons at the Bar
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You ever been to a skeleton bar? Yeah, apparently, it's the hottest spot in town. But I gotta say, the service is a bit bony. You ask for a drink, and they just throw you a bone. Literally.
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