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I asked the waiter at the skeleton bar if they had a wine list. He pointed to a dusty old scroll and said, "We have red, white, and bone-dry. The bone-dry is literally just the scroll – no liquid involved.
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At the skeleton bar, they have this one special cocktail called the "Spine Tingler." I ordered it, and when I asked what's in it, the bartender said, "Oh, just a dash of fear, a hint of anxiety, and a twist of regret." Sounds like my last relationship!
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The restroom at the skeleton bar has a sign that says "Skeletons Only." I'm thinking, "Well, if my skeleton isn't allowed in there, I guess I'll just hold it until I decompose.
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You know it's a skeleton bar when they bring your check in a little coffin. I thought it was a clever touch until I saw the price – that bill was scarier than the haunted house I went to last Halloween!
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In a skeleton bar, they have this unique way of serving shots. Instead of the traditional glass, they hand you a tiny skull. I felt like I was taking a shot with Hamlet – "To drink or not to drink, that is the question!
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I tried ordering a martini at the skeleton bar, and the bartender handed me a glass with a single olive in it. I said, "Is this a martini or a snack for a very lonely ghost?
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You know you're in a skeleton bar when the bartender hands you a drink and says, "Enjoy, it's bone-chillingly good!" I mean, is it just me, or does bone-chilling sound more like a health hazard than a beverage recommendation?
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I tried making a toast at the skeleton bar, but the glasses were so thin and fragile. I said, "Let's raise a glass... carefully. We wouldn't want these glasses to break like all my New Year's resolutions.
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They have live music at the skeleton bar, but the band only plays spooky tunes. I requested something more upbeat, and the lead singer said, "Sorry, we only know songs that are dead catchy.
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