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Health Inspector at the Skeleton Bar
Ensuring the health standards despite the patrons literally having no flesh!
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I told the owner, 'You've got to chill on the 'no-skin' policy.' But hey, at least they're not shedding hair in the drinks!
Stand-up Comedian performing at the Skeleton Bar
Crafting jokes that aren't too 'humerus' for the skeleton audience!
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I asked the bartender, 'How's the crowd tonight?' He said, 'They're dying for your jokes.' Yeah, well, I hope they don't lose their heads laughing!
Musician performing at the Skeleton Bar
Trying to keep the 'dead' audience engaged and lively!
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I told the bartender, 'I need a break. These guys aren't applauding—they're just shaking in agreement. It's like performing for an audience made of maracas!'
Bartender at the Skeleton Bar
Dealing with customers who are always bony and can't hold their liquor!
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You know it's tough serving drinks to skeletons? They always complain that their cocktails lack body—like, what am I supposed to do, add marrow to your martini?
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