7 Jokes For Settle Down

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Updated on: Apr 30 2025

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Why did the tomato turn to the lettuce and say, 'Let's settle down'? It wanted to ketchup on life!
Why did the coffee cup want to settle down? It was tired of being mug-shot every morning!
Why did the dictionary want to settle down? It was tired of defining its relationship with words!
Why did the chef decide to settle down? He wanted to find the perfect recipe for a happy life!
Why did the anxious mathematician decide to settle down? He wanted some real stability in his life!
Why did the pillow and blanket decide to settle down together? They wanted a snug life!
Why did the bicycle want to settle down? It was tired of getting two-tired!

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