6 Jokes For Settle Down

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Updated on: Apr 30 2025

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My plant asked me when it's going to settle down. I told it to root for stability!
My calendar told me it's time to settle down. I guess it's tired of the daily grind!
My phone told me it's time to settle down. I guess it's tired of the constant swiping!
I asked my shoes to settle down. Now they're laced with commitment!
I asked my pen to settle down, but it just drew more attention to itself!
My friend tried to convince me to relax, but I said, 'I'll settle down when my snacks are sorted and my Netflix queue is empty!

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