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The Overworked Parent
Trying to get the kids to calm down
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I told my kids to settle down, and one of them looked at me with pure innocence and said, 'But Mom, settling is for sediment.' I didn't know whether to laugh or send them to bed without dessert. The things they learn in science class, I tell ya!
The Tech Support Guru
Dealing with an angry customer whose device won't settle down
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So, your device won't settle down, huh? It's probably just going through a rebellious phase. Have you tried the classic 'turn it off and on again'? It's like the device's version of a spa day – a quick reset, and suddenly it's ready to cooperate. Works wonders, trust me!
The Overly Enthusiastic Realtor
Trying to sell a haunted house
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I know what you're thinking, 'Is that a creaky sound?' Nah, it's just the house expressing excitement to have new owners. Imagine it's giving you a standing ovation every time you come home. Who wouldn't want that kind of positive reinforcement? Beats a welcome mat any day!
The Fitness Instructor
Trying to get a lazy client to exercise
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I told my client, 'It's time to settle down and embrace the burpees.' They looked at me like I'd suggested we wrestle a bear. But hey, burpees are like vegetables – you might hate them, but they're good for you. Unlike wrestling bears, which is just a bad life choice.
The Relationship Therapist
Helping a couple settle their differences
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When it comes to love, 'settling down' shouldn't be a punishment. It's more like choosing a favorite Netflix show – you commit, you invest, and every now and then, you might get emotionally involved. But hey, that's better than endlessly scrolling through options, right?
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