18 Jokes About St Louis Cardinals

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Updated on: May 02 2025

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Why did the baseball team hire a chef? They wanted better 'batter'!
What's the St. Louis Cardinals' favorite type of party? A grand slam!
Why did the baseball team go to the bank? To get their pitcher changed!
What's a baseball's favorite St. Louis Cardinals player? The 'catch' of the day!
What's a St. Louis Cardinals player's favorite dessert? 'Pitch'berry pie!
Why did the St. Louis Cardinals player go to music school? He wanted to improve his pitch!
Why did the baseball team go to the bank? To get their shortstop!
What did the St. Louis Cardinals fan do when his team won? He 'cardi-nally' celebrated!
You know, watching the St. Louis Cardinals play baseball is like witnessing a heated family reunion. There's drama, tension, and occasionally someone throws something—but in this case, it's a fastball!
Watching the St. Louis Cardinals' games is like a roller coaster ride—lots of highs, lows, and occasionally someone loses their cap. But hey, it's all part of the thrill!
The St. Louis Cardinals are so dedicated to winning, they'd probably argue with a Magic 8-Ball about their playoff chances. 'Signs point to yes'? Not if the Cardinals have anything to say about it!
I bet the St. Louis Cardinals could settle disputes quicker than Judge Judy. 'Your Honor, exhibit A: our World Series trophies. Case closed!'
The St. Louis Cardinals are proof that even in baseball, it's not just about hitting home runs; sometimes, it's about hitting your opponents with zingers in the press conferences too!
The St. Louis Cardinals are so committed to victory, they probably negotiate with their lucky charms before every game. 'If we win today, Mr. Four-Leaf Clover, you're getting a promotion!'
The St. Louis Cardinals are like the pizza of baseball—no matter how much you've had, when they're playing, you always want another slice of that action!
I heard the St. Louis Cardinals are considering a new team slogan: 'Turning double plays and turning heads since forever.' Well, they've certainly mastered the art of multitasking on and off the field!
The St. Louis Cardinals have such a committed fan base that I'm pretty sure if the team announced they were replacing the baseballs with watermelons, people would still show up chanting, 'Go Cardinals, smash those seeds!'
You know the St. Louis Cardinals are serious about their game when they've probably argued more about the infield fly rule than most people argue about politics at Thanksgiving dinner!

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