5 Jokes About St Louis Cardinals

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Updated on: May 02 2025

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The Baseball Analyst

Overanalyzing every play
They say baseball is a game of strategy. So, I decided to apply that to my relationships. Now, instead of arguing, my girlfriend and I have heated discussions with designated hitters and relief pitchers. It's a game-changer.

The Casual Viewer

Trying to impress without knowing much
I tried to initiate a baseball conversation with a die-hard fan. I said, "You know, the Cardinals really know how to throw a... ball?" They just stared at me. I think I need Baseball 101 for Dummies.

The Non-Sports Person in St. Louis

Navigating a sports-centric city
My neighbors invited me to a Cardinals game, and I thought it was a barbecue. I showed up with a cooler full of hot dogs and got some strange looks. Now I know baseball fans don't appreciate the scent of grilling meat as much as I do.

The Die-Hard Fan

Balancing obsession with reality
My friends asked if I have a backup plan if the Cardinals don't make it to the playoffs. Backup plan? Yeah, I've started practicing my disappointed face for when they lose. It's a crucial skill.

The Baseball Skeptic

Questioning the quirks of the game
I heard someone say, "The Cardinals are on fire this season!" I got excited, thinking they were bringing back flaming baseballs or something. Turns out, it just means they're playing really well. Disappointing.

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