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Purse GPS
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Ladies, why don't purses come with a built-in GPS? I spend more time searching for my wife's purse than I spend looking for my car keys. If we could just track it on our phones, marriages would be saved!
Purse Magic Tricks
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My wife's purse is like a magician's hat. She can pull out anything from that thing—a phone, a wallet, a snack, even a full-sized laptop once. I'm just waiting for her to reach in and pull out a rabbit one day.
Purse Emergency Kit
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Women are prepared for every situation with their purses. It's like a Mary Poppins bag but with more practical items. My wife's purse has band-aids, a flashlight, and a snack. I'm convinced she's ready to survive a zombie apocalypse on the go.
Purse Economics
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I tried explaining to my wife that her purse is like a black hole for money. Money goes in, and we never see it again. It's the only financial investment where the return is a bunch of crumpled receipts and loose change.
The Purse Paradox
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You ever notice how women's purses are like black holes? My wife asks me to grab something from her purse, and I feel like I need a treasure map, a flashlight, and a degree in quantum physics just to find her lipstick!
The Mystery of the Purse Contents
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Ladies, what's with the endless abyss inside your purses? It's like Narnia in there. I reached in once, and I swear I found a lost civilization, a couple of dinosaurs, and a Starbucks gift card from 2008.
Purse Personality Test
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You can tell a lot about a person by their purse. My wife's purse is like a mood ring. If it's small and compact, she's having a low-maintenance day. If it's big and bulky, well, get ready for a four-hour shopping spree.
The Purse Workout
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I tried carrying my wife's purse once to be a good husband. Ten minutes later, my arm felt like it had run a marathon. I don't know how women do it! I mean, I can barely handle my own emotional baggage, let alone a bag full of makeup, snacks, and a spare pair of shoes.
Purse Size Matters
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I don't get why women need those massive purses. It's like they're prepared for an impromptu camping trip. My wife's purse is so big; I wouldn't be surprised if she pulls out a tent and says, Honey, we're spending the night at the mall!
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