7+ Best One Liners Jokes For purse

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What did the purse tell the shoes? 'You're heels above the rest!

What's a purse's favorite game? Hide and chic!

What did the purse say when it met the wallet? 'You're a card!', and they laughed together.

Why did the purse refuse to talk? It was feeling a little 'clutch' about the conversation.

Why was the purse always the center of attention? Because it had a magnetic 'clasp'!

Why don't purses like change? They prefer to keep their 'cents'!

What did the purse say to the credit card? 'Don't leave home without me!

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