bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Miniature Purse
Choosing between essentials and looking stylish
0
0
I tried using a tiny purse for a day. By the time I left the house, I had to choose between my phone, wallet, and keys. It felt like a survival challenge, and I failed miserably. I ended up calling an Uber because I couldn't fit my bus pass.
The Overstuffed Purse
Trying to find anything in a bottomless pit
0
0
I asked my friend why she carries such a massive purse. She said it's for emergencies. I'm thinking, "What kind of emergency requires a roll of duct tape, a snorkel, and a rubber chicken?" I don't know, but apparently, she's ready for anything.
The Fashionista's Dilemma
Matching the purse with every outfit
0
0
I'm all for a trendy purse, but sometimes I feel like my bag is judging me. I bought this expensive designer purse, and every time I open it, I can hear it saying, "Really? Sweatpants again?" I'm sorry, purse, but not every day is a runway day.
The Man's Perspective
Being clueless about the contents
0
0
I once borrowed my sister's purse for a day. I felt like a secret agent trying to decode a message. There were compartments I didn't know existed. At one point, I accidentally activated the emergency flare section. I just wanted a piece of gum!
The Forgetful Traveler
Losing things in the vastness of the purse
0
0
The worst part of traveling with a purse is when you realize you've left it somewhere. It's like losing a piece of your soul. You panic, retracing your steps, and praying you didn't leave it at the café. Meanwhile, your purse is having a vacation without you.
Post a Comment