8+ Best One Liners the broken hearted Jokes

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I tried to mend my broken heart with glue, but it just couldn't stick together. I guess love isn't all it's cracked up to be.

My ex-girlfriend told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I gave her a hug.

I used to play piano for my broken heart. Now, it's more of a keyboard warrior.

Why did the heartbreak join a band? It wanted to sing its feelings out loud!

I told my ex I needed space. Now she sends me pictures of the galaxy.

I asked my broken heart if it wanted ice cream. It said, 'Nah, I'm already feeling rocky road.

My ex told me I should be more open-minded. So, I took her heart out for a walk.

I tried to mend my broken heart with tape, but it just couldn't stick. I guess love needs more than a quick fix!

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