5 The Broken Hearted Jokes

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Updated on: May 01 2025

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The Rebound Rebel

Jumping into a new relationship to mend the broken heart
My friends told me, "Don't rush into a new relationship." I said, "Rush? I'm sprinting like Usain Bolt on a relationship track, and commitment is the finish line.

The Forgetful Survivor

Struggling to forget the past and move on
I have a great memory, except when it comes to my mistakes. I remember what I had for lunch five years ago, but I can't recall why I thought dating my ex was a good idea.

The Ex-Lover

Dealing with the aftermath of a breakup
I tried to get over my ex by taking up a new hobby. I chose "emotional eating." Now I have a PhD in Ben & Jerry's studies.

The Amateur Therapist

Attempting to analyze and fix the broken heart
Therapists say you need closure after a breakup. I tried closing the door, but my ex keeps sneaking in through the window. Maybe I need a better therapist.

The Optimistic Pessimist

Trying to find the silver lining in a shattered heart
I thought I found the silver lining in my breakup—the freedom to hog the entire bed. Turns out, the silver lining is just a lonely pillow.

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