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Why did the krill open a bakery? It wanted to make some krustacean delights!
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Why did the shrimp break up with the krill? It wanted some space in the ocean!
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Why did the krill apply for a job at the seafood restaurant? It wanted to work with great team members!
Krill School Reunions
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I bet krill school reunions are wild. Hey, Larry, long time no see! Remember that time we got swallowed by a whale together? Good times! It's like a high-stakes reunion – you either made it or you got eaten.
Krill Fashion Trends
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Krill have the ultimate fashion sense – they're always in uniform. It's like the ocean's own version of a little black dress. Oh, you're wearing stripes too? Awkward. We'll have to coordinate next time!
Krill and Networking
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Krill are the real networking experts. They're like, You swim in my current, I'll swim in yours. Let's connect, and maybe we'll avoid getting slurped up by a jellyfish together!
Krill Dating Woes
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I heard krill have a tough time in the dating scene. Imagine trying to impress someone when your idea of a romantic gesture is synchronized swimming with thousands of your closest friends. Hey babe, join the swarm, it's a party!
The Krill Conundrum
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You ever notice how krill are like the introverts of the ocean? They're always hanging out in large groups, but the moment you try to strike up a conversation, they just scatter like, Sorry, we're krillin' here!
Krill and Social Media
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Krill probably invented the original social media – it's called the 'sea grapevine.' Did you hear, Brenda? Terry got caught in a filter again. They say it was Valencia. Classic Terry.
Krill Therapy Sessions
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I can imagine krill therapy sessions are intense. Tell me, Gary, how does it make you feel when the blue whale swallows your best friend? No judgment here, just a safe space for krill to krill.
Krill Parenthood
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Krill parenting must be challenging. Kids, if a giant filter comes your way, remember the three Cs: curl, cluster, and cry for help. And for goodness' sake, don't forget to bring your tiny plankton-sized homework!
Krill Celebrities
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Krill must have their own celebrities. Oh, you haven't heard of Shrimpy McSwimface? He's the Brad Pitt of the krill world. Rumor has it he once photobombed a dolphin's vacation selfie. Legend.
Krill Team Building
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Krill must have the ultimate team-building exercises. You know, trust falls are for amateurs. Krill are out there doing synchronized swimming and forming giant bait balls, like, Trust me, Bob, you swim left, I'll swim right, and we'll confuse the predators!
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