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You ever notice how krill are like the vegans of the ocean? They're always swimming around, being all tiny and eco-friendly, while the big fish are just cruising by like, "Yeah, I'll take a thousand of those, please.
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I heard krill are really into self-improvement. They're always flexing their tiny muscles, doing underwater yoga, and attending seminars on personal growth. I guess it pays off when you're on the menu for some serious predators.
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I was thinking about krill the other day. They're like the original tiny house dwellers, living in their little oceanic studios. I bet they never argue over who left the seaweed on the floor.
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Have you ever seen a krill trying to parallel park in the ocean? It's like, "Dude, you've got the whole sea, and you still can't find a spot? Just swim anywhere!
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Krill are the unsung heroes of the ocean cleanup crew. They're like the marine vacuum cleaners, quietly filtering the water and keeping things tidy. I need a squad of krill to clean my apartment – they'd probably finish the job in no time!
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I bet krill have their own social media platform in the ocean. It's called "Krillagram," where they share photos of their microscopic adventures and complain about the current state of the coral reefs.
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Krill have got to be the ultimate overachievers of the sea. They're so small, but they're out there, trying to sustain entire whales. Meanwhile, I struggle to keep my houseplants alive.
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Krill must be the ultimate introverts of the ocean. While the dolphins are out there doing flips and entertaining everyone, the krill are just quietly enjoying their plankton smoothies and contemplating the meaning of life.
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Krill must throw some wild parties in the ocean. I can imagine them saying, "Come over, we've got plankton, algae, and the tiniest dance floor you've ever seen. It's krill-er out there!
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