5 Jokes For Krill

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Updated on: May 02 2025

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The Marine Biologist

Trying to impress a date with krill knowledge
Dating a marine biologist is tough. You're always competing with the love they have for tiny ocean creatures. I asked him, "Can't we have a romantic evening without discussing the krill-er details?

The Krill's Rebellion

Krill wanting to break free from being everyone's snack
Krill have started a support group. They sit around and share their dreams. "Today, I was almost eaten by a whale, but I also realized I want to be a chef. Anyone know a good culinary school for krill?

The Clueless Tourist in Antarctica

Misunderstanding the significance of krill in the ecosystem
The tourist asked, "Why do they call it krill? Are they trying to say it's like the 'krème de la krème' of seafood?

The Hungry Penguin

The struggle to catch enough krill for a decent meal
Dating a penguin must be challenging. You bring home a bucket of krill, and she asks, "Is this your idea of a 'whale'-balanced meal?

The Whale's Perspective

Dealing with the inconvenience of krill congestion
I asked a whale how it feels to have a mouthful of krill. He said, "It's like trying to eat a salad and accidentally getting a mouthful of 'krout'!

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