7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For heartbroken

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I told my computer I was heartbroken, and it replied, 'Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I asked my heart for dating advice, and it said, 'Follow your arteries, but watch out for detours!

My heart said it's going to start a podcast about breakups. It's called 'The Shattered Beatcast'!

I tried to mend my broken heart with glue, but it seems it's more of a 'sticky' situation!

My heart's breakup advice: 'Don't cry over spilled love – mop it up and move on!

My heart's breakup playlist: 'Aorta Be Alone' and 'Don't Valve Me'!

I asked my heart if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'No, I prefer a gradual heartbeat!

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