6 Jokes For Heartbroken

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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I tried to console my heart with chocolate, but it said, 'I need something sweeter – like revenge!
I asked my heart how it handles heartbreak. It said, 'I just ventricle about it!
My heart tried to make a reservation at the love restaurant, but they said it was fully booked!
My heart tried online dating, but it got flagged for too many 'heartfelt' messages!
My heart told me it needed a vacation. I guess it's time for a 'heartbreak' trip!
My heart's breakup strategy: 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete' the memories!

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