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What's a chill pill's favorite movie genre? Suspense, because it's always on the edge of relaxation!
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Why did the chill pill go to school? It wanted to learn the ABCs - Always Be Calm!
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What's a chill pill's favorite sport? Yoga - the art of extreme relaxation!
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What's a chill pill's favorite song? 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' by Bobby McFerrin!
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Why did the chill pill go to therapy? It had too many issues to swallow!
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Why did the chill pill break up with the painkiller? It needed some space to relax!
Chill Pill Chronicles
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You ever notice how everyone says you should take a chill pill when you're stressed? I tried it once, and let me tell you, those things should come with a warning label! I took one, and suddenly I was so chill that I forgot where I put my car keys. Spent an hour looking for them in the fridge because apparently, that's where my chill pill told me they belonged.
Chill Pill, the Miracle Worker
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I decided to take a chill pill to improve my life. Now, I'm so chill that even my coffee takes longer to perk up in the morning. I'm like, Come on, coffee, we've got things to do! And it's there, just casually brewing like, Chill, dude, chill.
Chill Pill and the Mystery of the Missing Motivation
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Took a chill pill to chill out, but now I'm so chill that motivation filed a missing persons report on me. I'm just sitting on the couch, watching Netflix, and motivation is out there putting up posters like, Have you seen this person? Last seen with a chill pill and a bag of chips.
Chill Pill or Magic Bean?
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Took a chill pill the other day, and I swear, I think they might have given me magic beans by mistake. I swallowed one, and suddenly my neighbor's cow is floating outside my window, giving me this judgmental look. Turns out, I just needed a nap.
Chill Pill Rehab
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I'm thinking of starting a support group for people addicted to chill pills. We'll call it Chill Pill Rehab. The first step is admitting you have a problem, and the second step is... well, I forgot. I was too busy being chill.
Chill Pill Wisdom
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Took a chill pill, and suddenly I'm spouting all this profound wisdom like a chill philosopher. I'm like, Why stress about tomorrow when you can chill today? It's like my brain got a degree in chillology.
Chill Pill Gym Routine
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Started taking chill pills before going to the gym because I heard it would make me more relaxed. Now, I'm so chill that even my treadmill is looking at me like, Bro, do you even lift... your feet?
Chill Pill vs. My To-Do List
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Took a chill pill to relax, but now my to-do list is looking at me like, Are you serious right now? It's like my chill pill and my responsibilities are mortal enemies. I take one, and the other one starts plotting revenge. It's a real life game of chess, and I'm losing to both.
Chill Pill Dating
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Tried taking a chill pill before a date to stay calm and collected. Now, my date thinks I'm auditioning for a role as the human sloth in a romantic comedy. At least I'm nailing the chill part.
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