5 Jokes For Chill Pill

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 05 2025

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The Parent

When the parent needs a chill pill more than the kids
The day you realize you've scheduled playdates for your kids but not for yourself is the day you understand the true meaning of needing a chill pill.

The Overachiever

When the overachiever can't take a chill pill
If overachievers invented chill pills, they'd come with a 10-step plan for relaxation and a side hustle opportunity.

The Cat Owner

When the cat owner wants their cat to take a chill pill
My cat is so high-strung; I tried giving it a chill pill, and it just stared at me like, "You first.

The Coffee Addict

When the coffee addict can't find their chill pill
Coffee addicts don't have trust issues; they have trust-instant-coffee issues. "It says it's easy, but is it lying to me?

The Therapist

When the therapist needs a chill pill
Therapists should be required to take a chill pill before diagnosing you. Mine diagnosed me with FOMO – Fear Of Missing Out on naps.

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