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Chill pills should come with a disclaimer: "May cause sudden bursts of relaxation and an increased ability to not care about that thing you were stressing over.
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I asked my friend for a chill pill, and they handed me a playlist of whale sounds. Apparently, marine life has mastered the art of tranquility.
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I wonder if there's a chill pill for technology-induced stress – you know, something you can take after accidentally hitting "Reply All.
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I tried crushing my own chill pill by binge-watching cat videos, but it turns out laughter and feline cuteness are not FDA-approved substitutes.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you ever tried laughing at your problems after taking a chill pill? It's like telling your stress, "Nice try, buddy!
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If chill pills were a snack, I bet they'd be like those tiny, Zen-flavored mints – refreshing and leaving you wondering why you didn't discover them sooner.
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I tried asking my doctor for a prescription for chill pills, and he just handed me a yoga mat. Is that a generic brand or what?
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Remember when our parents used to say, "Take a deep breath"? Now, it's more like, "Have you considered inhaling a chill pill?
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Have you ever noticed how they call it a "chill pill" like it's some tiny pharmaceutical Gandalf whispering, "You shall not stress!"?
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