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Why do morgue employees make great detectives? They can always dig up the evidence!
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Why did the zombie apply for a job at the morgue? He wanted a dead-end career!
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I applied for a job at the morgue but didn't get it. They said I didn't have enough body of work!
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Why do morgue workers always stay calm? They know how to keep a stiff upper lip!
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Why do morgue workers never get lost? They always follow the corpse signs!
Morgue Romance
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I tried online dating, but it was a disaster. So, I figured, why not try the morgue? At least there, the dates don't ghost you; they're just permanently busy.
Morgue Security
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I heard they have security at the morgue. What are they guarding against, a zombie uprising? I can picture the job interview: So, what's your experience with the undead? Well, I once dated someone who never laughed at my jokes...
The Mute Morgue
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I went to a morgue, and it was so silent you could hear a pin drop... or a coffin lid. It's the only place where people are dying to get in, but once they're in, they don't say a word. I've never seen a more introverted bunch.
Morgue Elevator Music
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I was in the morgue elevator, and they had this eerie music playing. I thought it was the soundtrack to my life flashing before my eyes. Turns out, it was just a funeral march remix.
Morgue Job Interview
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I applied for a job at a morgue once. The interviewer asked, Can you handle working with stiffs? I said, Sure, I've been handling stiff competition in the comedy business for years! But turns out, they meant something entirely different.
Morgue Pranks
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You know how they say laughter is the best medicine? Well, I tried bringing that philosophy to the morgue. Let me tell you, nothing kills a joke like telling it to a corpse.
Morgue Food Critic
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I found out they have a cafeteria at the morgue. Can you imagine being a food critic there? The chef really nailed the grave-y tonight, and the corpses au gratin was to die for!
Morgue Mayhem
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You ever been to a morgue? Yeah, it's like the only place where people lie down and don't complain about the mattress. I walked in there once, and I thought I accidentally stumbled into a really quiet Airbnb. The reviews must be killer!
Morgue Escape Room
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I saw they're opening a morgue-themed escape room. Because nothing says fun like pretending you're trapped in a freezer with Uncle Bob from the family reunion.
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