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The Lost Pizza Delivery Guy in the Morgue
Accidentally delivering pizza to the morgue instead of the break room
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I overheard the pathologist say, "Why is there pizza in the morgue?" I popped out of the pizza bag and replied, "Well, someone ordered a dead cheesy combo with extra embalming fluid. Enjoy!
The Overworked Morgue Attendant
Dealing with a never-ending influx of bodies
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People always ask me, "What's the weirdest thing you've found in the morgue?" Well, aside from the occasional lost sock, I'd say it's the mystery of the disappearing body parts. I'm convinced there's a morgue gremlin who collects them as souvenirs.
The Ghost in the Morgue
Boredom from being invisible and having nothing to do
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I tried scaring the morgue staff, you know, the classic ghost move. But they're so used to dealing with dead bodies that they just shrugged and said, "Another day at the office." Tough crowd.
The Talking Corpse
Unable to rest in peace due to unfinished business
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It's hard being a talking corpse in the morgue because no one takes you seriously. I told the detective who's investigating my murder, "I know who did it," and he replied, "Stop trying to frame the janitor, Carl. He's innocent!
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