7 Jokes For Guinness

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Updated on: May 01 2025

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I asked the Guinness for some financial advice. It said, 'Invest in liquid assets!
Why did the Guinness go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage!
I tried to make a sandwich with Guinness, but the bread kept getting too tipsy and falling over!
Why did the beer break up with the Guinness? It just couldn't handle the gravity of the situation!
I told my friend I can balance a pint of Guinness on my head. He didn't believe me, but I showed him – talk about a beer balancing act!
What did the Guinness say to the beer mug? 'You're looking pint-sized today!
What's a leprechaun's favorite type of Guinness? The one that's magically delicious!

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