7+ Best One Liners Jokes For guinness

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Why did the Guinness get promoted? It had a great head for business!

Why did the beer go to school? It wanted to be a little brrrr-righter!

I asked the bartender for a joke with my Guinness. He said, 'That's a tall order!

My doctor told me I should start drinking Guinness for my health. I guess laughter is the best medicine!

I tried to write a book about Guinness, but it was too long. I decided to condense it into a short story instead!

I told my friend I can finish a pint of Guinness in five seconds. He bet I couldn't, but I won by a second. It was Guinness world record timing!

What did the Guinness say to the party? 'Let's get this pint started!

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