bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Overly Enthusiastic Tourist
Trying to impress locals with Guinness knowledge
0
0
I tried to fit in by ordering a Guinness with an Irish accent. The bartender just stared at me and said, "This isn't an audition for 'Leprechaun Idol.' Just order your beer.
The Laid-Back Philosopher
Finding the meaning of life in a pint of Guinness
0
0
They say the key to happiness is contentment. I found my contentment at the bottom of a glass of Guinness. It's like a liquid Zen garden – just with more alcohol.
The Paranoid Regular
Suspecting every Guinness is a conspiracy
0
0
I saw someone order a Guinness and the bartender didn't draw anything on the foam. I immediately thought, "Ah, that's a government pint. They're keeping tabs on him.
The Bartender's Perspective
Juggling Guinness orders and maintaining a poker face
0
0
I had a customer ask me, "What's the secret to pouring the perfect Guinness?" I leaned in and whispered, "It's 90% technique, 10% magic, and 100% hoping you didn't mess up because they'll taste the disappointment.
Post a Comment