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The Regular Customer
Trying to impress others with their bar knowledge
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I overheard two bartenders arguing about the best way to make a margarita. I stepped in and said, "Guys, the best margarita is the one someone else is paying for!
The Flirt
Balancing smooth pickup lines with a fear of rejection
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I asked someone if they believe in love at first sight. They said, "No, but I believe in laughter at first joke." Well, looks like my love life is a comedy club.
The Bartender
Dealing with quirky customer requests
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One lady asked for a drink that's sweet, but not too sweet, strong, but not too strong, and not too big, but not too small. I said, "So, you want a contradiction in a glass? That'll be $12.
The Designated Driver
Staying entertained without alcohol in a bar
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The bartender asked what I wanted, and I said, "I'll take the most exciting non-alcoholic drink you have." He handed me a Shirley Temple and said, "Here's your ticket to Flavor Town." Guy Fieri would be proud.
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