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I think Melissas have a telepathic connection. You mention one Melissa to another, and suddenly they both show up at the same place. It's like, "Did someone say Melissa? We have a duty to fulfill!
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Have you ever tried calling out "Melissa" in a crowded place? It's like a game of Marco Polo, but with Melissas. "Melissa?" "Over here!" "No, the other Melissa!" It's like a secret society with a really confusing password.
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I found out there's a scientific term for the phenomenon of knowing multiple Melissas. It's called "Melissaphobia." The fear that if you yell "Melissa!" in a crowd, at least three heads will turn.
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I was at a party the other day, and someone shouted, "Hey, Melissa!" I turned around because, you know, I'm a team player. But there were three Melissas in the room, and I just stood there like a deer caught in the headlights. It's the modern-day version of a "who's on first" situation.
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I feel like there's an unwritten rule that every girl group has to have a Melissa. It's like a required membership card. "Sorry, ladies, we're full on Jessicas, but we do have an opening for Melissa!
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You ever notice how everyone knows a Melissa? I mean, seriously, I think there's a Melissa in every neighborhood. It's like they have a secret convention where they decide to evenly distribute themselves across the world. "Okay, you take the suburbs, and I'll handle the cities. Let's go, Melissas!
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The name Melissa sounds so sweet, right? But have you ever met a tough Melissa? I mean, you'd expect a Melissa to bring you cookies, not throw a punch. It's like having a teddy bear named Rambo.
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I asked Siri to find Melissa, and she replied, "Which one?" I didn't know Siri had trust issues with Melissas! I guess even artificial intelligence struggles with the Melissa abundance.
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Melissa is such a classic name. I bet even in medieval times, there was a knight in shining armor riding a horse named Sir Melissa. Probably the bravest knight in the land, slaying dragons with a sword of kindness.
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