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Why did the middle school graduation speech have such bad reception? Because it was full of 'incon-grads'!
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What did the commencement speaker say to the graduates who loved chemistry? 'You have all the right elements for success!'
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What did the graduate cell phone say to the audience? Thanks for 'cell'-ebrating our success!
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Why did the valedictorian bring a ladder to the speech? To 'rise' to the occasion!
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The graduation speech was so good, it 'diploma-tically' brought tears to everyone's eyes!
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The principal's speech was so good, it could've been on 'principal' photography!
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Why did the speech have so many pauses? The speaker wanted to 'periodically' leave an impression!
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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In middle school, the graduation speech is the moment when teachers try to convince us that transitioning to high school is a grand adventure. Meanwhile, we're just praying that our lunch doesn't get stolen from the communal fridge.
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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In middle school, the graduation speech is the moment when teachers pretend that we've all become scholars, but deep down, they know our greatest academic achievement was mastering the art of passing notes undetected.
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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Middle school graduation speeches are like the Oscars for awkward pre-teens. You get a certificate instead of a golden statue, but the drama is just as intense, and the audience is just as confused about who deserves what.
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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Middle school graduation speeches are like trying to explain the importance of time management to someone who just discovered binge-watching. Good luck with that.
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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The end-of-year speech in middle school is essentially a crash course in advanced eye-rolling and silent sighs. It's like they're training us for a future career as professional disapprovers.
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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Giving a middle school graduation speech is like trying to motivate a herd of reluctant turtles. You're standing there, passionately talking about their potential while they're just inching closer to summer break.
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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Middle school graduation speeches are the only time in life where you're expected to reflect on your profound growth, and yet, your biggest achievement is successfully navigating the treacherous terrain of cafeteria seating.
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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You know, giving a graduation speech in middle school is like preparing for a TED Talk on how to survive a zombie apocalypse when all you've faced so far are mildly aggressive squirrels.
The End of Year Graduation Speech in Middle School
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Giving a graduation speech in middle school is a delicate art. It's about inspiring kids who are more interested in Snapchat filters than life filters.
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