16 Jokes For Storyboard

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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What do you call a haunted storyboard? A ghostboard!
Why did the pencil refuse to work on the action movie storyboard? It didn't want to draw blood!
What's a filmmaker's favorite board game? Storyboard!
What's a pirate's favorite part of filmmaking? Aye, aye, matey – the storyboard!
Why did the filmmaker bring a pencil to the horror movie shoot? To sketch out the scare-dboard!
What's a filmmaker's favorite kind of board? A storyboard, of course – it's where the real drama unfolds!

Possessed Vacuum Cleaner

I bought a new vacuum cleaner, and I'm convinced it's possessed. Every time I try to use it, it goes on a wild ride around the room, bumping into furniture like it's auditioning for a slapstick comedy about haunted housekeeping.

Haunted Workout

I tried doing a home workout to save money on the gym, but my exercise mat has other plans. Every time I attempt a sit-up, it whispers, Is that all you got? I’ve never felt so judged by a yoga mat.

Haunted Selfie Camera

My selfie camera has developed a paranormal personality. Every time I try to take a picture, it decides to capture my most unflattering angles and then says, Boo-tiful! It's like my camera has joined forces with the ghost of bad selfies past.

Spooky Dating Apps

I decided to try online dating, but I think I accidentally swiped right on a ghost. Our first date was in a cemetery, and let me tell you, it's hard to connect when your date is transparent and keeps disappearing.

Ghostly Food Fridge

My fridge is so haunted that it plays mind games with me. One day it's like, Yes, you have leftovers, and the next day it's like, Surprise! They've vanished into the abyss. My fridge is the Houdini of kitchen appliances.

The Haunting of Netflix

So, I decided to watch a horror movie on Netflix, thinking it would be a classic haunted house story. Little did I know, the only thing haunting me was my ex's Netflix password.

The Paranormal Office Printer

My office printer is possessed. Every time I try to print an important document, it decides to go on a paper-eating spree. It's like my printer is auditioning for a role in a horror movie – The Reincarnation of the Paper Shredder.

Haunted Grocery Shopping

I went to the grocery store the other day, and I swear the shopping cart had a mind of its own. It kept drifting toward the snack aisle, whispering, You know you want those cookies. I had to abandon my cart just to escape the snack seduction.

Ghostly Wi-Fi Signals

I upgraded my Wi-Fi recently, and now it comes with a ghostly feature. Every time the signal drops, I hear ghostly voices saying, You didn’t save your work, did you? It's like the spirits are haunting my productivity.

The Ghost in My GPS

I recently got a GPS system with a haunted twist. Instead of saying, Turn left, it goes, In 300 feet, turn left... if you dare! Now, I’m stuck in traffic, terrified of taking that left turn into the unknown.

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