5 Jokes For Skinny Girl

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 07 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:

Food Adventures

Dealing with comments about eating habits.
I asked her for a food recommendation, and she said, 'You should try air, it's quite filling.' I told her, 'I prefer dishes that come with an actual flavor.'

Social Situations

Navigating social events and comments about size differences.
At gatherings, people always say, 'You two are so different.' I reply, 'Yeah, she's the appetizer, and I'm the full-course meal.'

Shopping Woes

Feeling invisible in the clothing store.
I told her, 'You should try camouflage clothes.' She said, 'Why?' I said, 'So we can at least find you in the store.'

Dating Wonders

Struggles in the dating world due to body size differences.
She mentioned she likes 'spooning.' I said, 'Well, you're more like a tiny espresso spoon, and I'm a ladle.'

Fitness Fiasco

The stereotypes and assumptions about being skinny and fitness levels.
I tried convincing her to join a gym. She said, 'Why?' I said, 'So you can stop looking like a 'before' picture.'

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
May 11 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today