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Do we have any GPS users in the house? You know, those lovely devices that tell you where to go. I was driving the other day, and my GPS gave me a shout out. It said, "In 500 feet, turn left. Shout out to correct navigation!" Really? I mean, I appreciate the guidance, but I don't need my GPS patting itself on the back. Imagine if other things in life did that. You pour a bowl of cereal, and the box goes, "Shout out to being part of a balanced breakfast!" No, box, shout out to not making me late for work!
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Hey, everybody! How's it going? So, I was walking down the street the other day, and this guy comes up to me and gives me a big "shout out." Now, I appreciate compliments as much as the next person, but I was a bit confused. I mean, am I that hard of hearing? Was he trying to communicate with me from across the Grand Canyon? I started thinking, maybe we should have different categories for shout outs. Like, there's the regular shout out for appreciation, but then there's the "cry out" for when you really need someone's attention. Picture this: "I want to give a cry out to my boss for giving me that impossible deadline. Dude, we need to talk!
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Who here is on social media? Of course, we all are. It's where we get our daily dose of validation. But have you noticed how people give shout outs on social media for the most mundane things? "Shout out to my cat for being the fluffiest cat ever." Really? Your cat is just sitting there, judging you. And then there's the classic "shout out to coffee" post. I mean, come on! Coffee doesn't need your shout out; it's already doing a great job keeping us all awake and slightly jittery.
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Anyone here into fitness? Yeah? Good for you, because I'm not. I recently joined a gym, and the whole experience is like a shout-out extravaganza. Everyone's shouting out, but not to each other. No, they're shouting out to their personal trainer, who's acting like some drill sergeant. "Come on, one more rep! Shout out to your biceps!" I'm over here struggling, and my trainer's like, "Shout out to determination!" I'm thinking, "Shout out to pizza for being so delicious that I have to work out in the first place!
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