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What do you call a shout-out that's also a comedian? A 'stand-up' shout-out!
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Why did the librarian get kicked out of the library? They gave a 'shout out' instead of a 'whispered in'.
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Why do shout-outs make good detectives? They always 'sound out' the truth!
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You ever notice how people whisper 'shout out' in libraries? It's like a secret code. 'I want to give a shout out to the author of this book for keeping me up all night. Oh, and also to the librarian for not kicking me out.'
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Shout out to my coffee mug for always being there for me, especially during those Monday morning staff meetings. It's the real MVP, silently screaming, 'I got you, buddy! Here's your caffeine courage.'
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Shout out to my refrigerator for being the most optimistic appliance in the house. It's always shouting, 'Hey, I'm cool! I've got your back, and I'm not afraid to show it.'
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Shout out to my phone for having a 'Do Not Disturb' mode. Because sometimes, life needs to take a hint. If only there was a 'Do Not Disturb' mode for my relatives during family gatherings.
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Shout out to my socks for their disappearing act in the laundry. I have a drawer full of solo socks waiting for their long-lost partners. It's like a singles party in my sock drawer, and no one's getting matched.
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Shout out to alarm clocks for being the only thing that can ruin a dream faster than reality. I was riding a unicorn over a rainbow, and then BAM! 'Beep beep beep.' Thanks, time, for crashing my mythical parade.
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Let's talk about shout outs at weddings. 'I want to give a shout out to the happy couple!' Really? Are we at a concert or exchanging vows? 'And the bride and groom would like to give a shout out to the DJ for playing the Macarena.'
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I gave a shout out to my GPS the other day. It replied, 'In 500 feet, take a right and then give me a five-star rating.' I didn't know my GPS had a Yelp page.
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You ever notice how people give a shout out to their pets on social media? 'Here's to Mr. Whiskers for knocking over my coffee!' I mean, really, we're praising them for chaos. What's next, shout outs to our toaster for burning our toast every morning?
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