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I tried to make a pun about eggs, but it's not all it's cracked up to be!
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Why did the egg refuse to fight? It didn't want to crack under pressure!
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Why did the egg break up with the bacon? It couldn't handle the sizzle anymore!
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What do you call an egg that knows martial arts? An egg-spert in egg-kwon-do!
Yoke at the Job Interview
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Had a job interview recently. They asked if I could carry the team. I said, Sure, I've got experience with a yoke! Now I'm unemployed, but at least I left them with a good laugh.
Yoke on Ice
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Tried ice skating with a yoke for added challenge. The only thing I mastered was the art of unintentional slapstick. People were laughing so hard, they forgot I couldn't skate.
Yoke: The Secret Weapon
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I believe in the power of a good yoke. It's my secret weapon for any awkward situation. Job interview? Break out the yoke. Family reunion? Yoke time. You'll be amazed at how fast people forget what they were mad about when you're holding a giant farming tool.
Dating with a Yoke
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Tried online dating recently. Mentioned I was looking for someone to share my yoke with. Got a lot of messages from confused farmers. I guess they were expecting a barn dance, not a romantic yoking experience.
Yoke at the Gym
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Joined a gym to work on my fitness. Brought my yoke thinking it was a fancy kettlebell. People stared, but hey, now I'm the only one with biceps and a sense of humor.
Unleashing My Inner Farmer
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You know, I recently tried my hand at farming. Bought a yoke and everything. Turns out, the only thing I harvested was confusion. My neighbors were like, Are you planting jokes or potatoes? Because we can't tell!
Yoke: The Ultimate Relationship Test
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My girlfriend said we should take our relationship to the next level. So, we got a yoke together. Turns out, teamwork is great until someone steers you straight into a cornfield.
Yoke Therapy
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Went to therapy to deal with my issues. Therapist said, Let's break the yoke of your past. I thought, Sure, as long as it doesn't involve any actual egg-breaking therapy.
Yoke Yoga
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I decided to get into yoga to stay fit. Tried a new pose called the yoke-asana. Turns out, it's less about spiritual enlightenment and more about getting stuck in awkward positions. I think I pulled a humor muscle.
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