7 Jokes For Yoke

One Liners

Updated on: Apr 29 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes, about me taking out the trash.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
I tried to make an omelette today, but I couldn't crack the code. It scrambled my plans!
I accidentally dropped an egg on the floor, and now I have a yolk that can't be unbroken. Talk about an egg-streme situation!
I asked the egg if it wanted to hear a joke, but it just cracked up on its own!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
May 02 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today