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Why did the raincoat bring an extra pair of pants? It wanted to be wetter than ever!
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What did the raindrop say to the ground? If you were a bit softer, this wouldn't hurt so much!
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What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud!
Wetter Than a Cat in a Kiddie Pool
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You ever walk outside when it's raining, and you're like, Am I in a car wash or did Mother Nature just decide to give me a surprise shower? I mean, I've seen cats avoid water more gracefully than I do trying to dodge those raindrops. It's like, Hey, I just spent an hour fixing my hair, and now I'm auditioning for a wet T-shirt contest against my will!
Wetter Than My Salad After I Asked for Extra Dressing
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I went to a restaurant the other day, and I asked for extra dressing on my salad. They didn't hold back. It was so wet; I felt like I was eating a swimming pool with croutons. I thought I ordered a salad, not a vegetable spa day. I half-expected the lettuce to start doing the backstroke.
Wetter Than My Friend's Sobriety Plan at a Wine Tasting
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My friend said he was going to a wine tasting to appreciate the fine flavors. Next thing I know, he's wetter than a grape in a juicer. I don't think he quite understood the concept. It's not called a 'wine shower,' buddy. But hey, at least he can now distinguish between Merlot and a mermaid's tear.
Wetter Than a Watermelon at a Gallagher Concert
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Remember Gallagher? That comedian who used to smash watermelons with a sledgehammer? Well, I went to his show, and let me tell you, I left looking like a Gallagher groupie. I was wetter than a watermelon in the front row. Next time, I'm bringing a poncho and a snorkel because apparently, comedy shows have become extreme water sports.
Wetter Than a Water Gun Fight at a Squid Convention
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Have you ever been in a water gun fight? It's all fun and games until someone brings out the supersized water blaster. It's like bringing a bazooka to a squirt gun battle. I ended up soaked, looking like I just participated in an underwater spin class. I didn't sign up for this; I just wanted to cool off, not audition for the next Aquaman movie.
Wetter Than a Fish in a Speedo
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You know it's wet when even the fish are complaining. I saw a fish the other day wearing a Speedo and shaking its tail fin in protest. I guess they're tired of swimming in secrecy. It's hard to maintain a mysterious underwater allure when you're sporting aquatic swim trunks.
Wetter Than a Mime in a Water Balloon Fight
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Mimes, the unsung heroes of silence, right? Well, I saw a mime the other day in the middle of a water balloon fight. I don't know if he misunderstood the concept or if he just wanted to express his inner turmoil silently, but he ended up wetter than a philosophical fish in a sea of existential questions.
Wetter Than My Phone After a Failed 'Waterproof' Test
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I got this new phone that claimed to be waterproof. So, naturally, I wanted to test it out. I dropped it in a puddle, and it looked at me like, You thought I was ready for this? It turns out my phone is about as waterproof as a paper bag. Now, every time it rains, I have to put my phone in a tiny raincoat, because apparently, it's more high maintenance than I am.
Wetter Than a Slip 'N Slide in a Hurricane
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You remember Slip 'N Slides, right? They were like the backyard Olympics for kids. But I swear, the last time I went down one, it was like trying to slide on a greased-up rainbow during a monsoon. I hit the end, and the only thing I was sliding into was regret. At least I can say I've mastered the art of unintentional acrobatics.
Wetter Than a Penguin at a Disco Party
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You ever seen a penguin dance? It's like a tuxedoed tornado on the dance floor. But the other day, I saw a penguin at a disco party, and let me tell you, that bird was wetter than a backup dancer in a Beyoncé music video. It turns out, even penguins like to let loose and show off their fancy footwork.
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