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Rainy days are like nature's way of telling us to stay in bed. You wake up, hear the rain, and think, "Yep, today is going to be wetter than a dog's nose after a dip in a puddle.
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You ever notice how weather forecasts are like the worst psychic predictions? "I sense it's going to be wetter than... well, just wetter than.
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Umbrellas are the human version of turtle shells. The moment it starts getting wetter than a water balloon fight, we retreat into our protective shell and waddle through the storm.
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Rainy days make me question the accuracy of the term "waterproof." I put on a waterproof jacket, and suddenly I'm feeling wetter than a fish's birthday party.
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Weathermen are the only professionals who can keep their jobs despite being wrong half the time. "It's going to be sunny tomorrow." Surprise, surprise, it's wetter than a cat caught in a sprinkler.
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I love how rain can turn anyone into a meteorologist. You look outside, feel a few drops, and suddenly you're predicting the forecast like a wetter-than-usual Nostradamus.
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You know it's going to be a bad day when you step outside, and the air is wetter than a soggy sandwich at a water park.
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People who carry umbrellas are the real MVPs. They've mastered the art of predicting when the sky is about to get wetter than a toddler's attempt at drinking from a cup.
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Weather apps are like modern magic eight balls. "Will it rain today?" shakes phone "Signs point to wetter than a sponge in a monsoon.
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