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You know you're in for a wild night when someone introduces you to their friend Brandon. It's like a social warning sign. "Meet Brandon. He once convinced a vending machine to give him two sodas for the price of one. Legend.
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I was at a party, and someone yelled, "Where's Brandon?" And, of course, there were three guys named Brandon in the room. It's like they're everywhere, hiding in plain sight. I'm starting to think Brandon is the alias for the world's most wanted man.
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You ever notice how everyone knows a guy named Brandon? I swear, it's like Brandon is the Kevin of the adult world. You walk into a room, and there's always a Brandon lurking in the corner, ready to share a story about his latest misadventure in the most Brandon way possible.
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I met a guy named Brandon the other day, and I asked him what he does for a living. He said, "I'm a professional Brandon." I didn't even know that was a job! I guess he's just out there being the most Brandon Brandon he can be, 9 to 5.
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Brandon is that friend who always has the weirdest food combinations. He's the guy who puts ketchup on his cereal and swears it's the next big culinary trend. I'm just waiting for Brandon's Cookbook to hit the shelves.
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I have this theory that there's a secret society of Brandons. They probably have a secret handshake and monthly meetings where they discuss how to be the most Brandon-esque Brandon. If you've met more than three Brandons, congratulations, you might be an honorary member.
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I asked my friend Brandon if he believes in ghosts. He said, "I don't know, but if there are ghosts, I hope they're as chill as me." Leave it to Brandon to be concerned about the spectral vibe. Ghosts, take notes from Brandon on how to keep it cool.
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Ever notice how every office has a Brandon? You know, the guy who somehow always has a stapler when you need one, but also mysteriously disappears whenever the coffee needs to be refilled? Classic Brandon move.
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If you ever need advice on how to handle a crisis, just ask Brandon. He's the guy who can turn any disaster into a hilarious story. "So there I was, surrounded by angry squirrels, and I thought, this is it. The Squirrel Uprising has begun!
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