9 The End Of Year Graduation Speech Middle School Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 29 2025

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What did the diploma say to the graduate? 'Parchment me your dreams!'
Why did the geometry teacher make a great graduation speaker? Because she knew how to 'angle' her advice!
Why did the math book get invited to give the speech? It had too many 'problems' to address!
Why did the graduation speech feel like a roller coaster? It had its 'ups and downs' but left us thrilled in the end!
Why was the commencement speech like a pencil? It had a 'point' to make!
Why was the graduation speech like a puzzle? It had everyone 'clueless' about what comes next!
Why was the graduation speech like a drum? It set the 'beat' for the future!
Why was the graduation speech like a loaf of bread? It was 'crumby' but fulfilling!
Why did the ghost give the graduation speech? Because it had 'spirit'!

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